Two weeks and 2017 will be over guys. If you’re like me, you know you’re going to enter 2018 single. Don’t fret things will change. Things have to change. Habits, places you go to, people you hang around. That’s if you’re ready to get a partner.
Here’s a list of places to find a partner in 2018
Obviously, church has to be first on my list. I know not everybody that goes to church is a saint but aren’t we sick people all in need of a doctor? Look out for the aggressive ones. The ones that raise their hands in the air like they just don’t care. If you find the one that casts out demons, that’s the partner for you. A God fearing partner is the best bargain.
2018 is the year to crash weddings. Even if you don’t have money for asoebi wear a black dress and tie your gele. A lot of single men and women attend weddings and there’s a blessing that comes with celebrating with others. If there’s and after party attend that too. Go for events where you’ll meet a lot of smart young people and be nice to people be free and socialize.
If you’re in Abuja and you haven’t been to Iya Oyo you need to. Your missing rib may be right there digging into a plate of Amala and Gbegiri. So start visiting bukas to eat. Forget all other restaurants for a while. If you find a buka wife/husband you know that if things get bad and there’s no money for pizza and fried rice you can rough it up.
The internet is a big world of its own. This year I have heard testimonies of people meeting on social media and getting married. So if you see that guys tweet and you like him, shoot your shot my sister. Slide in to his Dms on a hover board. Secondly we need to stop curving people, you may be curving the love of your life right there.
I have heard people say that a girl that uses Uber is not wife material. It’s really funny though. So first things first delete your Uber app and take a regular cab or bus with other people. You don’t know who may be in that bus with you. I know it will not be easy but there’s always a silver lining.
So were doing this in 2018 guys. Next year shall not pass with us still single. Can I get an AMEN?
Let me know if there are any other places I left out.